Broken Record

I try not to be negative, but there is no other way around it.  As of 03/06/2011 these are the things I say to Kade almost on a daily basis.  I try to put a please or thank you in each of these..and know that I say them in my kindest voice.  If you were to hear Kade's side of the story, I'm sure he would say I am the meanest mama in the world.
In no particular order....


1.  We can't just sit inside the refrigerator, get up, please.

2.  We don't stop the dishwasher so we can sit and/or stand in the dishwasher, thank you.

3.  Mendall is going to get mad if you keep pulling his tail....Told you.

4.  You are scaring the dog, please stop chasing her.

5.  Can I come in? (after he has shut slammed a door in my face).  He thinks it's a game.  I think it's a look into my future.

6.  Quit it (this is usually said when he is trying to poke me in the eye)...another new game that he thinks is Hilarious. 

7.  Can I have that please?  ("That" is anything and everything) 

8.  Any of the following..all in all they are the same.
a.  We don't play in the dog's water or food.
b.  Don't eat the dog food....It's yucky, isn't it? (as he spits it out in my hand)



*I'm sure I will be adding more to this list.
**  I also have a list of things I say to Brian everyday...but that's for another long Blog.  :)